A segment where we read weird stories from around the world like everyone else, except we have a laser. Today’s Laser Stories includes a 78 year old mooning a lady that wouldn’t go out with him, a guy rolling himself in carpet to pee, the mother of a groom getting lost in the woods for 4 hours, the largest collection of fossilized dinosaur poop in the world, cops handing out turkeys instead of tickets, and more!